"A window and an aisle in every seat..."

That's what the airline said. Quite simply, this is another way of telling passengers that a plane is tiny.

I am so tired. While opening a savings account this afternoon, the bank representative and I were communicating in Spanish-- unfortunately my French is non-existent, but fortunately she spoke Spanish fluently. Anyway, as she was filling out some forms, she asked if I was "cansada." Tired? (Or so I thought.) Heck yes was I tired. She was asking if I was "casada". Married? Nope, I'm not, but in my state of fatigued delerium I sure thought it was funny. Funnier than she did.

You all should also know that a woman on the airplane had to pee very badly. She kept talking about "pee-pee" this and "pee-pee" that. But of course, this aircraft was not built to carry verticle human beings, let alone contain a lavatory. I guess she had to pee pretty bad, because she asked one of the other 19 passengers for a small tupperware container (at least this is what I assume since I could not follow the conversation due to my aforementioned linguistic challenges). He passed it back. She pulled her pants down with help from her friend across the aisle. Then she placed the plastic container beneath herself and felt, I assume, a huge sense of relief. The little container, with no lid mind you, sat on the floor next to her feet for the remainder of the flight. And it only spilled a bit as she exited the aircraft. This, truly, was an awesome start to the trip.

No pictures today. I am going to sleep.